Boom, labubu!
OUT NOW – Nov 2025
If every labubu is a unique surprise...
Boom, labubu!
Verse 1
Charli was a teacher in UK HE
but one day they XCX’d her.
Got herself a job in a factory
working 996 far across the sea.
Working 996 in the factory
making cute labubus for you and me
Verse 2
One day Dua joined her, new girl on the line
packing dolls in boxes one at a time.
“Wouldn’t it be cool,” she says with a wink
“if things could really boom – just not how they think?”
CHORUS 1
“Boom boom, labubu!
baby, bye bye!
Boom boom labubu.
I think we could try?”
Verse 3
Way back west & deep in decline
Trump is on top but
Bibi’s on the line:
“Yes, yes King Don, we’ll stop it, be cool
Just send us some more …aid
So we can blow up this school?”
“Sure thing, Bibi, baby
well what can I say, you know we’ve got your back
have a beautiful day.
Wait a minute – I’ve just had a thought
I’m going to send a little something
just to show our support!”
[to aide: ‘Send Mr Netanyahu… the best labubu they got!)”]
CHORUS 2
“Boom boom, labubu!
Bibi – buy buy!
Gonna smile so hard
I think he might cry”
Verse 4
Charli looks at Dua:
“What you trying to say?
You know I love to Vroom Vroom
but we can’t drive away.
We’re not Thelma & Luigi
or Bonnie and Clyde…
If we break out of here,
we’ve got nowhere to hide”
“Wait a minute, Charli,
there’s some thing you should see.
Things aren’t quite as bad
as they seem to be.
If every labubu is a unique surprise
maybe we can break out
without going outside?”
CHORUS 3
“Boom, labubu!
Bibi, bye bye
Boom boom, labubu!
but she’s on our side” [Xi’s on our side]
Verse 5
Back in Washington
Seems all is not well
Trump is scowling
Like his gift went to hell
“Get me that labubu company,
nobody gets to take out my buddy Bibi!”
But guess who’s down at Pop Mart for a visit today?
“He looks like a labubu
but from farther away?”
“He’s not quite a labubu,
More like Winnie the Pooh!”
“Nihao Mr President,
how the fuck do you do”
Chorus
“Boom, labubu!
Bibi, bai bai!”
“Xi jiu women ao bi xu zijiu?”
“Ming ming bai bai”
“习救我们？还是必須自救”
(Xí jìu wǒ mén? Ao bì xū zì jiù?) [Will Xi save us or must we all try?]
“习救我们？还是必須自救”
(Xí jìu wǒ mén? Ao bì xū zì jiù?)
“习救我们？还是必須自救？”
(Xí jìu wǒ mén? Ao bì xū zì jiù?)
“Is she gonna save us or must we all try?”
“I think we should try”
“Ming ming bai bai!”
[it’s very clear]